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CRISTIANO007's diary
Liverpool
40yrs old
40yrs old
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159 days ago
Well went to Victoria street and Got Drunk thank U Whats New Au-rivour for Now ladys....XXXX
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183 days ago
 The Profile well if Carsberg did profiles this would Probley Be The Best in the World......Its Simply Irresistible...
The Legend...The Special One ..The HeartBreak Kid is Back.... I suppose I'm Also Confident I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being Really, Really, Ridiculously Good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is but have a Job on this site lol…. Wanted Little Miss Perfect..Cant Stress Blonde..Got To Be Blonde.. With Killer Looks to Die for She may Be a Maneater ….Me..A Lady Killer...By Profession…. Wanted Little Miss Perfect..Cant Stress Blonde..Got To Be Blonde.. With Killer Looks to Die for She may Be a Maneater ….Me..A Lady Killer...By Profession…. I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence." It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: "To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence." It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: "Re-read this line." Now, if I could just find the time to write it. So heres my Bit on understanding women lol hey U wanted the Best the Best is here so lets Read what he has to say ….. Heres a taste of my new Novel that’s comeing out shortley well hey who knows it may be a Best Seller its Going Right to the Top…What Women Mean well these Guys on this site need all the help they can get… WHAT WOMEN ACTUALLY MEAN 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? So Message me Anytime..AnyPlace..Anywhere…Theres a Wonderful place for you to Share…So don’t Be a Stinker Be a thinker and drop me a lot of compliments as there Sufficent to my Mirror…and My friend Mr Glass and My Refection....Mwah |
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I reamber as a boy at my old school my teacher Never taught me Much too Cleaver for the Idiot that where all Born to die Mundane Git...Well heres My Version where all bron Not to Be forgottin Man I have had a Rush Still look Good been to Fantastic places and mett some fantastic Women...
so hey it all all Doom and Gloom Read on Ronnie lease hahahahah hes probley Brown Bread Now Mug ...Speak soon Mwah off out on the lash Tomoz!