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Went out for a night on the tiles, few drinks of Peroni in those cool glasses, and accidentally bumped in to some miserable women on the dance floor, shrug say sorry and receive a glare then strops off to glare at me from with her mates. We weren’t being rowdy so not sure what her problem was.
Looking around this swish bar and it seems all the people who enjoy themselves have disappeared. Now I’m surrounded my look-at-me types, sitting in groups staring in to space not even chatting amongst themselves all they seem concerned about its looking trendy and sophisticated and there to be seen. What happen to a bit of banter and a smile and the good atmosphere. What really rubbed it in was she spilt my pint

I knew it would happen, my brother is down from sunny Wolverhampton as he's off in to the big city with his camera, fanny pack and best American accent to see the sites. He's dumped his Staffy Arnold with me so it doesn’t get lonely.
When we've walked him back home, he always gets more hellos from passers by then we do - got a better social life than Enrique Iglesias, but can see why he’s gawjus and a real character and so loving. I know these dogs have a terrible rap. But i think they're fantastic and I’ve never come across 1 which hasn't wormed its way into being part of the family. Though i wish he'll stop asking me to go and get some more winegums.

There seems so many conflicting thoughts of people on this website. I’m sure many of the people are using fake photos or even don’t exist, not that I’m complaining it passes a lunch hour on the rating page to click someone’s score and get as close to their average as possible.
Maybe me being on this site has made me very lazy with the opening lines and I find it far too easy to send a throw away remark that you wouldn’t do in person – so I get no response. Although I have spoken to some nice people, though 1 told me to be more flirty with my messages, and I was just enjoying the relaxed chat. It’s difficult to gauge someone’s response and not have that eye to eye contact. I didn’t realize how important body language was till I tried this site out.

A MMmerrrrANGE! hoho I've had my new company car deliveried today - a Alpha Romeo GT. Been waiting for it to arrive for a few days, its been like christmas waiting for santa but instead of waiting for clip clops of raindeer hooves been listening out for a ROAR of a engine or in this case more of a cockney banging on the door. Offered the driver a glass of milk but he he declinded. Think i'll go to the shop for some tassles and a chandler to chav it up

Finally finished my move down south to Essex bit dissappointed ive 'ardly seen any cars with steve and tracy over the wind screen over the last month. Will 'ave to go down to MacDonalds for a 'amburger so i can at least see 1.
But it still seems like a 'oliday being 'ere, the people seem nice enough even if they do speak funny, i'll 'ave to stop the 'abit of not saying my haitches now and start to call it birminham went people ask where the f#ck is wolverhampton just so i fit in more and my accent doesnt show be up - bostin