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just had a go at that dma quiz,thank god most people are not computerised,no kids would be born nobody would ever go out with anybody,good fun trying to get most answers wrong,dam computers.you just cannot fool them,bit like people in that sense................................ .man goes into a gun shop and asks for a telescopic sight,the gunsmith gives him one,and tells him to look at the house on the hill,he says theres a woman and man naked in there,the gunsmith says ,i will give it you free if you can kill the woman and shout the mans b---s of with 2 bullets,the man says,ok;but i think i can do it with 1bullet.

thought of living abroad for 6mths of every year to miss the winters,anyone else had the same idea?then thought why not 12mths,what would you miss,summer[what summer]spring[,for sure],autumn well as it seems the same as summer;no.the kids,the granchildren,yes but planes are easy and cheap,oh dear what a quandary. little joke.mummy where do babbies come from.? well daddies make a liquid called sperm and put it inside mummies;do mommies eat it?only if they want new shoes .

looks like winters here,looking out of the window[today its the round one]we have snow covering the hills,looks realy nice but when you get up there its pretty dam cold,it realy makes you think of warmer climates to hibernate too.seems like its time to start making stew and start christmas shopping,well the little ones will be getting there sleds out so the snow is a bonus to them ,yes it looks pretty cant wait untill im knee deep in it ,makes my garden look as good as everyone else,s .pass another log.

finished renovating a bungalow.put it up for rent and it went on the first day,so all in all it now seems worth the time and effort,people moved in and the estate agent has sent the first months rent,what about the winds,thought the trees were coming down,mind you it would save the time cutting them?,so all in all had a great week.

had a hips pack done today,a nother gov rip off,the price is far to much ,i think i could have had to hips done at bupa cheaper,hope you all have a good weekend and remember if you dont it could have been worse