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TWIGS71's diary
Brighouse
37yrs old
37yrs old
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| Yesterday: | 1 |
| Past week: | 7 |
| Past month: | 56 |
| All time: | 1658 |
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38 days ago
hey sexy!........ shut the door behind you and take off your pants!
get on top of me and do whatever you need to do to satisfy your needs. i want to hear that all famous "ahhh" when your done, :) love always the toilet!!! |
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46 days ago
police are looking for a person who steals vibrators, swallows and likes it up the bum.
what should i do? should i say i haven,t seen you? |
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54 days ago
amy winehouse bumps into jeremy clarkson at the bar and start chatting.
she asks him " what do you do?" he says "top gear" she replies "great! i,ll have three grams....... |
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61 days ago
mary had a little snatch, a teeny tiny hole
johnny could,nt fit in it, his massive manly pole. He greased her up,squirmed and shoved and pinched her little tit, but nothing seemed to work for him, the dam thing would not fit! so mary drank a lot of wine and smoked a little grass and just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass!! |
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first nurse says..... " i cant let that go to waste and rides him.
second nurse does the same.
third nurse hesutates and says.... " she is on her period but does him anyway.
all of a sudden the dead man sits up and the nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead.
man replies, saying he was, but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than ever!