DIFFERENT from Malpas, on UKDating - The home of UK Dating

DIFFERENT

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DIFFERENT

Malpas, 33yrs old

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Joined: 28/05/2006

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	Looks: Unspecified
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Thoughts

A short tagline about myself..

surreally stupid

The last book I read was..

I'm part way through Derren Brown's

The last film I saw was..

A sixties film you aint heard of.Twas not bad

My favourite TV show is..

Peep Show

My current favourite tune is..

Black River by Paul Weller

What friends would say about me..

with difficulty

My ideal partner would be..

unachievable

Music I like and bands I've seen..

Very little mainstream stuff these days.

My average weekend..

comme ci, comme ca

I would also like to say..

You may remember me from such other dating sites as all-men-are-liars.com and its-not-a-shelf-im-just-too-good-for-you-all.com I'm a guy of contradictions. I'm quite shy, but very outspoken. I'm usually intelligent, but often lack common sense. I'm here when I shouldn't be. Just looking for a girl who can make me smile and give me some purpose in life. In short, I need a nice girl like you to drag me out of my shell. Not that I actually live in a shell, although I did once squat inside an octopus' armpit.

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Personal Info

    Children: None
    
    Drinking Habits: Special Occasions
    
    Driving: Have my own car
    
    Drugs: Don't Take Drugs
    
    Eating Habits: No dietary requirements
    
    Education: Masters Degree
    
    Income: Rather not say
    
    Intelligence: Very Intelligent
    
    Marital Status: Single
    
    Outlook on life: Cynical
    
    Political Orientation: Left of Centre
    
    Punctuality: Usually Late
    
    Religious Beliefs: Not Religious
    
    Sense of Humour: Dry Humour
    
    Smoker or not: Non Smoker
    
    Star Sign: Aries
    
    Why here: I don't know.. we'll see !
    
    Work status: Full Time Employment
    
Physical Info

    Ethnic Features: White
    
    Eye Colour: Brown
    
    Facial Hair: None / Clean Shaven
    
    Hair Colour: Light Brown
    
    Hair Style: Short (Straight)
    
    Height: 6ft-6ft 3in
    
    Looks: Good Looking
    
    Physique: Medium Build
    
    Wear Glasses: Sometimes
    
    Weight: 12st - 13st
    
Interests

    Christmas: Home with close family
    
    Cinema Going: Go now and then
    
    DIY: Not my bag
    
    Eating Out: Enjoy it
    
    Gardening: I don't mind it
    
    Ideal Holiday: Warm and interesting
    
    Pets: Cat Lover
    
    Pubs: Go occasionally
    
    Shopping: Do it if I have to
    
    Theatre Going: Go now and then
    
    TV Watching: Only sport
    
    Watching sport: I watch the odd game

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